Well today, according the Mayas, the world was supposed to end at 5:00 A.M. this morning. Whose time zone, I don't know. Anyway, it turns out God didn't hit the reset button like I hoped. Instead he pressed the snooze button. I was kind of looking forward to the end of the world. Kind of like these folks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Disappointment
Start from scratch and all that. Oh well. Today it was raining like it was the end. Heck, I think I saw Noah out there building some huge sort of seagoing vessel designed to carry a few zoos worth of animals. Don't know why though. Guy must be off his nut. Anyway, that's all I have to say. Oh, and one more thing. Today the world ended on the first day of winter. No snow yet. Must be global warming. Or is it a big liberal conspiracy? Oooooooohhhhh, scary.